Archive for March 1st, 2010
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Commitment is not a quality Cameron possesses.
Transcript: English
The scene cuts again to daytime Las Vegas.
Cameron narration Today, my easy life ended.
Cameron narration I hope if you learned anything from me, boys and girls...
Cameron narration ...its "don't sleep around", no matter how cute you think they are.
Cameron narration And if you do, make sure they don't have ulterior motives for sleeping with you.
Scene cuts to a cute girl wearing a Hooters uniform.
Girl to Cameron Heyyyy, Cameron, I have great news!
Girl to Cameron You and me are having a baby!
Cameron looks incredulous and shocked.
Cameron offscreen Mom! Change of plan! I need the next flight into the UK!!
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