I’m not sure this is one of my best layouts; there was a lot of speech to get in but I think it’s understandable…

I’ve been through McCarran airport, twice! It’s very nice.

Commitment is not a quality Cameron possesses.

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The scene cuts again to daytime Las Vegas.

Cameron narration Today, my easy life ended.

Cameron narration I hope if you learned anything from me, boys and girls...

Cameron narration ...its "don't sleep around", no matter how cute you think they are.

Cameron narration And if you do, make sure they don't have ulterior motives for sleeping with you.

Scene cuts to a cute girl wearing a Hooters uniform.

Girl to Cameron Heyyyy, Cameron, I have great news!

Girl to Cameron You and me are having a baby!

Cameron looks incredulous and shocked.

Cameron offscreen Mom! Change of plan! I need the next flight into the UK!!

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Another one of those awesome facial expressions Lisa comes out with.

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Scene cuts to Lisa and Stevie looking on the internet.

Lisa to Stevie Okay, let's see what the internet has to say about Cameron...

Stevie to Lisa I can't believe you guys haven't heard of him. I mean he's really popular!

Lisa to Stevie Well...we're not the hippest of students, Stevie.

They start looking at pictures.

Lisa to Stevie Hmm, well this picture looks...interesting.

Stevie to Lisa Are you sure you should click - -

Stevie to Lisa So...so that's how Cameron looks naked.

Lisa to Stevie Sure is. Spencer, too...

Stevie bites her lip, thinking.

Lisa thinking Aha...so love could well be in the air for Spencer...

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Those girls are characters from my other comic. :3

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Spencer to Roy It's really not very conducive to my work or study.

Spencer to Roy Besides...I really do like Stevie, so I don't want to get involved with fangirls.

Roy pretends to look offended.

Roy to Spencer How selfish! What if your best friend wants to partake in the booty?

Spencer to Roy Roy, I don't think you're taking this seriously...

??? offscreen Oh my God! Over by the tour poster!

??? offscreen Ahh, is it really him??

Roy sees the owners of the voices.

Roy to ??? Yes, girls! If you're as hot as I suspect you are, this is probably that Cameron fellow!

Spencer to Roy Roy! What the hell?

Demi Hmm...

Demi I'm not too sure...

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Roy has his priorities right!

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Spencer to Roy I'll understand if you're mad at me for never telling you...

Roy to Spencer No, it's...

Roy is pointing to something behind Spencer.

Roy to Spencer It's...that.

Spencer turns; they both look at the object, bewildered.

The object is a large tour poster with a picture of Cameron.

Roy to Spencer You really are identical...

Spencer to Roy Roy, this is a disaster! I don't want my face everywhere across London!

Roy to Spencer Not even for the female attention?

Spencer to Roy NO!!

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Imagine all the fangirls Spencer is going to come across! What a lucky guy.

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Roy recalls a wedding photo of Ben and Serena, a line down the middle separating them.

Roy to Spencer I mean, didn't your Mum always want children? I found it strange that she left without you...

Spencer to Roy Alright, Roy, I'll tell you.

Shot of Roy looking surprised.

Spencer to Roy I'm not an only child. Not even close. I'm half of a set of identical twins.

Shot of Spencer looking troubled.

Spencer to Roy And it seems my dear brother Cameron has made himself famous and is spreading his music to the UK...so this is going to cause problems.

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The last frame killed me, I tell you. >>

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Scene changes to the Regent Street Apple Store (London).

Cameron narration It's just that, living in different cultures, I imagine us to be polar opposites.

Spencer is absorbed with texting on his iPhone.

Roy to Spencer Excuse me!

Spencer to Roy Hmm?

Roy appears holding cups of coffee.

Roy to Spencer You said you would be finished by now!

Spencer to Roy Ahh, I'm sorry, Roy!

Roy to Spencer Who have you been texting on the job? Might it be our cute new house mate, hmmm?

Spencer to Roy Huh? Stevie? No.

Scene shows Lisa laying on her bed, legs up against the wall, using her phone.

Spencer offscreen ...but I have been asking Lisa about everything she knows of her...

Lisa to herself Ahahaha! Matchmaking is so much fun!

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Woooo backstory.

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Scene shows Ben and Serena holding Spencer and Cameron as babies.

Cameron narration Because, actually, I wasn't born here and I'm not a US American. Technically, I'm British. (Calm down, ladies).

Cameron narration I'm one of two twins. Our moter took me and eloped to the US to be with her internet lover.

Panel shows newspaper headline.

Cameron narration Our parents don't talk any more and neither do we. I still hear a little, though...

The panel shows Serena on the phone, looking shocked.

Cameron narration Even when he was in hospital, Mom wasn't prepared to travel to see him. I think they gave Dad money for healthcare.

Panel shows Serena and Evan, with a bored Cameron, all in smart clothing.

Cameron narration The last time I saw my twin was when we were born, basically. I've never wanted to see him, which sounds terrible. Family life for me is shared with my video game programmer stepfather - Evan - and my Mom. Spencer? I guess he must be at some university now. I bet he's really geeky.

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